The Start (And END) Of My Stand-Up Career.
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I was in walmart with my friend one day and we wanted..let's say everything.
So we took a bunch of it. And everything was going good, we got our little binky's, a wallet, a T-shirt, some Sharpies, a pair of scissors..
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We got caught.
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Then, you know, rather than admitting to it, I said something stupid.
You ever make up a lie on command and it sounds so good and convincing in your head?
Like all those pep-talks you get, if you say it convincingly anyone'll believe it.
Except for when the first thing out of your mouth is: "Hi, I'm looking for running socks."
Anyone who laughs get's all my love. xD
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I've lost and gained alot of things and came to find out that some things do last forever. my love has lasted forever, if anyone ever told you you couldn't love anyone, it's not true cause true love comes from the heart.
-EmNeM23 aka Emily
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Before you critize someone walk a mile in their shoes, this way, your a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.
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If it can't be fixed with Duct tape...
Try super glue.
Hey, whats going on? 23/female.. come chat with me on this website CLICK HERE
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People always say im to young till i tell them my age
Knock Knock
Who's There
Me, I kill you
98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2% who hasn't copy and paste this in your signature
Me: I love Happy Endings and SasuSak
Hey, whats going on? 23/female.. come chat with me on this website CLICK HERE
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Dont be stupid. It's not smart. -Ty Pentington
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